I love a good smack. You know that loud sound that a slap makes. That’s why I like floggers, and love the sound of a whip crack. Luckily I’ve found an inexpensive toy for just that lovely sound. This Rubber Paddle packs a punch.

This paddle is deceiving. At first glance it doesn’t look like something you could do much harm with. No bells and whistles, just a slap of black rubber. First it’s simplicity is it’s best asset. The broad paddle section is heavy and stiff while the handle is flexible. The result is a toy that does the majority of the work itself. With the weighted end just a movement of the wrist bounces the flexible handle and gives a nice solid smack.

For anyone who really loves rubber toys, you’ll understand my next comment. I love the smell of this paddle. It smells like new tires. This slab of rubber has a nice, soft finish to it but retains a nice crude feeling. It feels great in the hand and includes a hole in the top of the handle in case you want to add a lace to hang it.

I tried this out on my wife’s bum the other night and was very surprised by how powerful it is. We were alternating with my new acrylic cane and this paddle. The paddle is a nice combination of stingy and thuddy. I have to admit that in the past I have found mediocre kink items in a lot of toy stores that specialize in sex toys. I love Babeland’s selection because they aim to stock quality toys that kinky people actually want to use. This paddle is not what I would call your “first kinky toy” style of toy. It can inflict a high amount of pain and a novice shouldn’t be wielding it. Especially those who don’t know the “safe” anatomy for impact toys.

This has become one of my favorite toys, and something I’ll be able to travel with easily. While some toys aren’t travel friendly, this paddle can be put in my purse and to the club or party easily. But I’m going to have to keep my eye on it to make sure no one runs off with it after they hear it’s crack. For only $30 (yeah, that’s cheap for a good toy) you can get one of your own Rubber Paddle from Babeland.com and smell it’s rubbery goodness before you smack someone’s ass with it.

*My thanks to Babeland for offering an awesome toy for an honest review